Probably was that Papa Smurf humping the cat. Never did trust him..... little deviate
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Smurfs Really are blue little demons
by TheICE ini know most of you are not "true" believers, but i hope you atleast listen to what i have to say, the smurfs are really blue little demons, a sister once had a doll of a smurf and she woke up in the middle of the night and it was humping the cat, once she threw a show at it, it jumped out the window, needless to say the sister and the cat was scared for life.
smurfs may not be the in thing right now but you never know when there going to come back.
so please for the sake of your family and your cat stay away from them.. disclaimer: all events are based on true live events..
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Luo bou to
Surely you would need an income from being a minister before you could claim expenses Stupid topic
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Australia shuts off analoge TV signal 2010 - Need a digital T.V!!!!
by Witness 007 inby 2010 the shut off begins here.
first country areas then by 2013 all the cities will be digital only so....alot of poor people will have to at least buy a set top box to watch tv..
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Luo bou to
Are they going to take that "e" off the end of analog at the same time?
Or add a u ...analogue Since when are the Yanks the authority on English spelling?
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Clarifying the Trinity Doctrine
by UnDisfellowshipped insince there is so much confusion among ex-jw's, jw's, and christians in general about exactly what the trinity doctrine is, i decided to post this to clarify this teaching.. the historical trinity doctrine of the christian (protestant and catholic) churches has always been this:.
* there is only one true god by nature.. * there are three distinct persons who share equally the nature of god.. * there are not three different gods (that is the false doctrine of tritheism or polytheism).. * there is not one person who is revealed three different ways (that is the false doctrine of modalism).. * however, each person of the trinity does have his own "role" or "function.
" the son willingly obeys the father.
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Luo bou to
Well I'm glad you clarified that. Did you?
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Luo bou to
Turds float to the top in the pot
They should sink Gary you've probably got too much fat in your diet.
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I enjoyed life as a JW
by Luo bou to inlife was comfortable familiar sense of belonging.. brotherhood..direction..meaning..save the world etc.
so why don't i go back?
i don't trust mother(org )any more.. she is a cruel egocentric lying bitch incapable of loving anyone but herself.
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Luo bou to
Life was comfortable familiar sense of belonging.. brotherhood..direction..meaning..save the world etc. So why don't I go back? I don't trust Mother(Org )any more.. she is a cruel egocentric lying bitch incapable of loving anyone but herself. She even turned my wife and family against me convincing them that I was the scum of the earth because I didn't agree with her.
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Why the sudden change of heart?
by megs inafter reading two consecutive posts about people returning to the fold, i have to ask a question... on some level, be it conscious or otherwise, have world events of the past year caused some to reconsider that we are in the "end times"?.
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Luo bou to
end of the world .............you gotta get that bullshit thinking out of your head........before you are free from the Borg and can live a normal life like everyone else.......the expectation of dying of old age
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Accidental Instantaneous Sex
by rebel8 inthe litter-ature over the years has teachings that imply jehovah's special people are all on the verge of having unplanned sex on a moment's notice, with anyone, at any time.. you must have a chaperone if you are to be alone with someone of the opposite sex, even briefly.. this applies to people of any ages.
you could be a 99-year-old raisin whose flagpole hasn't risen since rutherford was living in beth sarim, but you still shouldn't be alone with a pimply 16-year-old shy obese virgin who still plays with barbie dolls.
she's a seductress!
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Luo bou to
And have you also considered that young couples who may have wanted to remain virgins were being set up to fail......... that if they found themselves alone........ then they must have sex .....can't help themselves... to be expected
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so why do we do this???
by oompa inwhy?........is it therapy or revenge?....or wanting to save others from the real truth?..what else is there?...........i feel all three...and why do i so want to help others...does not evryone have a right to their own belief?.......oompa.
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Luo bou to
I want to right wrongs defeat the foe..... but I fear the foe is unbeatable the wrongs unrightable .....and I find myself like Don Quixote..... jousting with windmills
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Wishfull thinking???????
by Luo bou to inapostasy is running rampant in the watchtower org.
many jehovah's witnesses are "throwing the towel in".
the organizaation's rapidly changing doctrines and ambiguous, foolish, and restrictive articles in their publications are creating the "great disconnect".
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Luo bou to
Sounds good I might write the Elders that DF me years ago and give them the opportunity to apologize to me